Meet My Fam Part 2: Matilda

Okay, I guess I have to write a post about my daughter Matilda. (Honestly, she's super boring.) Her dad was Reynolds, which might be why she hates her step-dad Fransisco so much. Also because Fransisco is ten years younger than her, but how does that make any difference? Whatever. Some might say she's a loving mother, devoted wife, and all that crap. Let's skip the formalities and get down to the TRUTH. Here's what she looks like:

(I didn't add the wretched wrinkles because I
envy her young beauty...because I DON'T.)

Need I say more? Now, here's the three things I like about her:

1. She's a chip off the old me.
2. She's...not Judge Maya...
3. I couldn't think of anything else.

And here's what I hate about her:

1. She is always criticizing me!
2. She hates Fransisco!!
3. She really boring and she made this post really short.

And that's why Matilda ranks #6, or last place in my fam series. Tune in next time!