Me, Missing? Never.

It has recently come to my attention that my fans, the authorities, and the mainstream media think that I am missing. I would like to clear things up. I'm not missing, I'm simply "away." It's so ridiculous that everyone's making such a fuss about this! I got like a billion voicemails from Matilda saying "Oh, boo hoo Mommy you gotta come back! Wah! Boo hoo! Where are you, anyway?" QUIT YER WHININ! I'm not planning to come back or reveal my location any time soon, so SHUT UUUUUUUUP!